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Dice Crimes – Deathwatch – E3 – Tolerable Cruelty

Dice Crimes - Deathwatch - Ep 3 - Tolerable Cruelty
They are on a roll now. Brother. There’s combat, map puzzles, and voices speaking to them, Brother, from all around. They are so focused, so it’s understandable if there’s accidental heretic crushing en route to finding the sadistic individual they are chasing. Brother, don’t let the screams of the heretics sway you from listening to this one.

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Dice Crimes – Deathwatch – E2 – There Will Be Bells

Dice Crimes - Deathwatch - E2 - There Will be Bells

Step into the audible armory, Brother, and prepare for a vox-transmission that will make the pain glove seem like the Emperor’s Mercy. Deathwatch continues, but pay attention, Brother, as the Codex Astartes level tactics masterfully play out as the Frater Dicius Crimus Chapter move locations in the search for their target. The bell tower tolls for thee, Brother.

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Dice Crimes – Deathwatch – E1 – Brother, Where Art Thou Shooting?

Dice Crimes - Death Watch - E1 - Brother, Where Art Thou Shooting?

Let me tell you something, Brother! Dice Crimes is back, and bringing the light of the Holy Emperor of Mankind to the dark reaches of the Imperium. Izzy runs the group of Lee, Will, and Alex as Deathwatch Space Marines on a mission. But, Brother, you’ve never seen marines like these… Listen, Brother!

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Dice Crimes Everyone is John – E3 – Puppies!

Dice Crimes Everyone is John Ep3 - Puppies!

If you haven’t liked Everyone is John, this is the last one. But if you think it’s incredible, like watching a train derail at the same moment a plane is crashing on the same spot, all caught on Hollywood cameras, well… you’re almost right. Just, turn it up a bit more. Listen and find out how this goes to 11.

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Dice Crimes Everyone is John – E2 – I’m Not Getting This Job

Dice Crimes Everyone is John - E2 - I'm Not Getting This Job
Maybe I should have put the warning on the last one? It’s not like you’ve ever heard one of the Dice Crimes crew murder an NPC during OUR podcast. No, sir or madam, not on OUR podcast. Clean living and no dancing; that’s our podcast. This episode definitely does NOT have bus take overs, fist fights, car theft, weapon theft, or taking weapons into restricted public areas. NONE OF THAT STUFF.

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Dice Crimes Everyone is John – E1 – Six to Eight

Dice Crimes Everyone is John Ep 1 - Six to Eight

This one is really different. I know I said Gamma World was different, and a few of the shadowruns were different. But this is out there. Just to reassure you, everyone at Dice Crimes takes mental health very seriously… except in this series.

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Dice Crimes – Status Update and Future Plans 2017

Why am I so busy

Dice Criminals – we’ve been gone for two months. Before last episode, we were getting inconsistent. We’re sorry! You all deserve an explanation. The main reason is that I, Mark, can’t juggle the five month old baby, editing, posting, a law practice that has gotten a bit more than just “busy” lately, and making sure my family gets to see me. So I have a plan: we’ll refund you every dollar you’ve given us to make up for the lost time.

Jokes aside, and to be really honest, part of my problem is finding a chunk of 2-3 hours to get an episode listened to, edited, and posted online. We skipped almost 2 months worth of releases AND we didn’t even play or record any additional episodes...

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Dice Crimes Gamma World – E5 – The Red Button

Dice Crimes Gamma World - E5 - The Red Button

This is it! Gamma World conclusion, and the Dice Criminals have the Porker HQ in view. Will Doug get squished trying to sabotage the hogs? Will the red button make this adventure any easier for them? What could possibly fill up an entire building occupied by sentient pork?

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Dice Crimes Gamma World – E4 – Mr-Dr-Wz

DC - GW - E4 - Mr Dr Wz

They start in the weird tower, and it doesn’t get better. In fact, we cut out huge chunks where weird gamma world alternate universes collided, making the story of their meeting with the Wizard and the subsequent scouting out of the Throw Trof base sound even weirder. You’ll have to listen to hear where we don’t tell you what happened.

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Dice Crimes Gamma World – E3 – Organic Matters

Dice Crimes Gamma World - Episode 3 - Organic Matters

In this episode, the players are off to see the wizard. No emerald city, but it is a wondrous place with strange things. Well, strange for anywhere else but Gamma World. Come listen about how robots want to live the good life like you do.

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